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A Reporter thinks Emma is wearing an engagement ring.

ghostie-pie:

sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

i once tried telling my mom about “sexy inexplicable melancholy” and she looked at me like i was insane

gorrocor:

Garden Party by andreafarina on Flickr.

gorrocor:

Garden Party by andreafarina on Flickr.

stfueverything:

semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

stfueverything:

semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

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Oct. 20 3:15 pm

justice4mikebrown:

i avoid going on goodreads because that means i’ll have to confront how far behind i am in my reading goal for the year

carnetimaginaire:

Gabby Malpas (aka Mango Frooty), Gum leaves

carnetimaginaire:

Gabby Malpas (aka Mango Frooty), Gum leaves

zlayaevreika:

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

do not think about joe biden getting ready for bed, wearing a tiny white pair of undies and mid-calf socks while drying off his freshly washed face with a plush egyptian cotton towel

"I DO NOT NEED YOUR NEGATIVITY," i say to myself as i fall to pieces. "YOU WILL BE OKAY!" my positive piece shouts from afar. 

marieantointe:

ENFPs are people-centered creators with a focus on possibilities and a contagious enthusiasm for new ideas, people and activities; listen here

listen to the rest of the series here

cookiekhaleesi:

the cool kids

cookiekhaleesi:

the cool kids